Welcome to the 2016 Met Gala!
Welcome back, bitches!
Welcome to your #Oscars2016 red carpet predictions – just in time for Hollywood’s biggest night of the year.
Welcome back to the drunken hot mess that is the Golden Globes!
There’s so much more judgment to do, dear readers.
MAN CANDY: THE RED CARPET TOUR. Now featuring bonus ab gifs.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
It’s time to board that private jet and fly off to the south of France, bitches.
Okay, let’s do this, because the Met Gala was like a hundred years ago and we REALLY need to get some bitching done.
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.