Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Posts tagged:versace
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
2017 Golden Globes, Part 3
Let’s finish this shit up.
2017 Golden Globes, Part 2
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 3
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 2
And we’re back.
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 1
You didn’t think I’d forgotten about you, did you?
2016 Venice Film Festival, Part 1
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.









