Here’s Part 2 of your weekly red carpet recap.

KIRSTEN DUNST

I understand that she’s going through this Michelle Williams-inspired hipster phase, but that does not give her a pass to wear her grandmother’s dress with tacky gold strappy sandals.

KRISTIN CHENOWETH

That purse is beyond hideous, but the dress is lovely. It’s refreshing to see her in something that’s not uber-short and uber-shiny.

LADY GAGA

I appreciate when Gaga puts something on that actually covers some of her body. The pants are fun and funky, even if no one but Gaga or a supermodel could look anything but awful in them. I love the feathered bra, or whatever the hell is happening on her bosom.

LADY GAGA in Valentino

AWESOME. Absolutely fucking awesome. And though the matching shoes would have been silly on a red carpet gown, they work incredibly well with this perfect trench. That color is so interesting, and it looks even better on the Louboutins, where it contrasts with that red stiletto.

LADY GAGA in custom Atelier Versace

The top half feels fashion-forward and fabulous; the bottom is so cheap and tacky, it looks like she bought it at a sex shop. Which actually wouldn’t surprise me, if I didn’t know it was Atelier fucking Versace.

LADY GAGA in Versace

Beautiful. We love the brightly colored, crazy-printed pop art stuff Gaga has been wearing for the last week or so.

LADY GAGA

It simultaneously reminds me of Alexander McQueen’s genius and Angels in America‘s epicness.

LADY GAGA in vintage Versace

YUMMY blazer.

LADY GAGA in vintage Versace

Another fabulous blazer. I really wish I could pull off pop-art stockings, but I think even Elle Woods would be like, “Democracy Diva, you CANNOT be a law student and wear those.” And I would kick her in the face with those giant shoes and wear my pop-art stockings anyway. Bitch.

LADY GAGA

WORST. Why would you want your breasts to look like that?

LIV TYLER in Stella McCartney

Borderline boring, but mostly just fabulous. The black athletic stripe on the side of the dress keeps it interesting-ish, and the hair and makeup have a nice old Hollywood glamour that juxtaposes the minimalist dress nicely.

NINA DOBREV in Georges Chakra

It’s a little 80s prom, but she’s so cute that she could almost sorta kinda make it work. And then she chose those Working Girl practical pumps, and any chance at looking stylish went out the fucking window.

OLIVIA PALERMO in Victoria Beckham

Ew. The color is awful, the fit is even worse, and the accessories are laughably bad.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY in Michael Kors

Beautiful, but a tad on the dull side, what with the shoes matching the belt and the lack of other accessories.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY in Michael Kors

Really, really not our favorite thing she’s worn. It looks cheap, and she looks like she’s missing arms and a leg.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY in Gucci

Perfect. We’ve loved this gown since it came out, and Rosie is one of few women capable of pulling it off.

ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY in Naeem Khan

A trip back to boring-land – I mean, who hasn’t already worn this dress? But she still looks killer.

SELENA GOMEZ in Burberry Prorsum

What’s happening with that hair? It looks like she stole the wig off a life-size Selena Gomez Barbie doll. The dress looks like toilet paper, and the shoes  have nothing to do with the rest of the look.

SELENA GOMEZ in Christoforos Kotentos

I haven’t seen her wear anything quite like this before, which makes me appreciate that she stepped out of her wheelhouse. I also think she might be barefoot, which I LOVE. [Editor’s Note: I have always believed that I sing better without shoes on.] But put that skirt DOWN, girl. Who do you think you are, Blake Lively?

SELENA GOMEZ in Dolce & Gabbana

If eight hundred thousand million people hadn’t already worn this dress, she’d look fantastic.

SELENA GOMEZ in DSquared2

The shorts are cute, but the vest is kinda trashy.

SELENA GOMEZ in J. Mendel

SNOOZE.

SIENNA MILLER in Ralph Lauren

We don’t have room for any more hipsters who dress like child brides. Get lost, Sienna.

SOFIA VERGARA in Marchesa

Pretty, but still kinda snooze-worthy, if only because she wears the same silhouette over and over again.

ZOOEY DESCHANEL

It’s June. What’s with the black stockings?

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