Listen, I’ve got a lot going on in my life right now. So if my Oscars coverage has to stretch into April, then you will just have to fucking deal with it, my beautiful queens.
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.
Welcome to the one major awards show where stars are encouraged to go crazy with their fashion! Except everyone just wore black gowns anyway.
Because a music industry event without nudity is like a week without a weekend.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Welcome back, dear readers. I hope you’ve got your bitching pants on, because there’s work to be done.
Happy Sunday, fellow divas! Grab yourself another cup of coffee and let’s get to judging.
Everyone in Hollywood is a magical fertility goddess.
Happy Monday, divas! It’s time for your not-so-regularly-scheduled bitchfest.