2012 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 4

Our relentlessly bitchy coverage of the Met Gala is drawing to a close, but don’t shed those tears yet, dear readers. You’ll need all your energy to judge the fugly and fabulous fashions you’re about to see.

Best Dressed
// gown by Ralph Lauren

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

I rejoiced and clapped and fanned myself like I was in a southern Baptist gospel choir when Camilla hit the red carpet in this luscious gown. Her look, like Beyonce’s, is living proof that when illusion netting is used properly and sparingly, it can be dramatic and gorgeous instead of making you look like an ice dancer. The gown is so lovely and fits her like a glove; the styling is old Hollywood perfection. And the lipstick – oh, the lipstick! A stroke of genius, truly. It brought the already dramatic-diva-glam look to a new level. She could hold her own against Lady Mary in a Battle of the Fiercest Eyebrows – and that’s saying something.

// gown by Miu Miu

Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty

It’s been forever seen we’ve seen the adorable fifteen-year-old fashionista on the red carpet – I think she’s been eclipsed by Chloë Moretz (in which case, I’m on Team Steinfeld, because as a fellow Jewish brunette, I too have been eclipsed by many a blonde shiksa). Anyway, Hailee’s been the face of Miu Miu before (remember how fabulous she was in their Fall 2011 campaign?), and Miu Miu is owned by Prada and named for Miuccia Prada, the Gala’s honoree. So I’m not surprised, but still thrilled, that she picked Miu Miu for the event, and this gown is just spectacular on her. Whimsical and ethereal and romantic, and so refreshingly age-appropriate. She’s got Disney princess hair, the natural makeup is lovely and subtle, and she’s just so goddamn darling it’s impossible not to love her. Come back to the red carpet, Hailee! You’re a breath of fresh air at these events, truly.

Honorable Mention
// gown by Peter Pilotto

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

I never really considered Ivanka Trump a style icon – in fact, I don’t think about Ivanka Trump much at all. (Although my mom ran into her on the Upper East Side a few years ago, and Ivanka was very nice to her. So that’s nice.) But holy hell, did she pull out allthe stops for this event, looking like a true NYC socialite in the best possible way. The crushed velvet gown is gorgeous, but the subtle pinstripes in that lush navy fabric? Incredible. The cut-outs are on-trend, dramatic, and sexy, and the styling is damn near perfect. Plus, she’s being photo-bombed by Amy Poehler, so you have to love that.

AMY ADAMS // gown by Giambattista Valli, purse by Judith Leiber

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

Amy was lovely in her gown, but to me, that’s a big movie premiere gown, not a Met Gala gown.  I love it, but I’d also love to see her surprise me just a little bit more. The earrings and purse are perfection, but the makeup is a tad heavy-handed. Still, she’s the rare grown woman who can make a giant bow look stylish instead of twee.

KRISTEN WIIG // dress and shoes by Stella McCartney, purse by Reed Krakoff

Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty

YUM, Kristen! You are simply ravishing in that gorgeous orange lace, and I can’t believe I’ve finally found a Stella McCartney dress I actually like! Now that you’ve mastered the basics, darling, it’s time to work on the details. A cocktail dress at a black tie event can work – if you dress it up with the right accessories, which you did not. The clutch, shoes, and earrings could all be worn casually; she needed diamonds, a sparkly clutch, a sexier shoe, something to keep it a little more formal. But she’s made massive strides in her style lately, so let’s applaud the fabulous dress and impress upon her the importance of pairing that dress with the right accessories.

ROONEY MARA // gown by Givenchy

Photo: Anthony Behar/Sipa

Yes, Rooney, we get it. You like black Givenchy. It’s all you wear. But between you constantly wearing black Givenchy, and a half dozen other stars wearing black Givenchy to this event – this is so disappointingly expected. You don’t get to pull out the same red carpet tricks time and time again, Rooney. Your severity is off-putting, and you need to put a fuck of a lot more work into styling a gown this beautiful – especially when you’ve worn such similar gowns before.

NINA DOBREV // gown by Donna Karan

Photo: Fabsugar.com

During the livestream, I thought the train was downright ridiculous, and the straps on the back looked very desperate and cheap. In photos, though, she looks so incredibly beautiful that she has me convinced that she’s a movie star and not a Degrassi-turned-CW star. It’s certainly not my style, and I’m still thinking it’s a little on the tacky side, but she is working it like her career depends on it. Which it probably does.

ELIZABETH BANKS // gown by Mary Katrantzou, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

I want to like this, Elizabeth. I love you, and you’ve been such a risk-taker on the red carpet this year, and it’s been a pleasure to see you in outfit after fabulous outfit. This, while incredibly interesting, is also basically hideous. She’s actually coming damn close to pulling it off, but it’s got more than one too many design elements, like every Mary Katrantzou dress I’ve ever seen, and the center slit doesn’t work for me at all.

Photo: Getty

Sorry, Ms. Banks, but that silhouette is ridiculous. Your badassness is applauded, but your dress needs to burn in a fire.

KRISTEN BELL // gown by Tommy Hilfiger, purse by Judith Leiber

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

It’s a stunning color and she looks killer in the gown, but it’s far too underwhelming for the Met Gala. I know Kristen’s got a sort of laid-back, California-girl style, but it’s just not dramatic enough for me. I like the detailing on the dress, and she really does glow in it, but it seems very beach wedding rather than NYC red carpet.

LILY COLLINS // gown and purse by Valentino

Photo: Gilbert Flores/Celebrity Photo

This was my Spring 2012 couture red carpet prediction for Keira Knightley, on whom this would’ve been stylishly grandma-chic. But on a girl playing dress up for her Snow White film, it’s just terrible. She looks like a child bride.

MIA WASIKOWSKA // gown by Prada

Photo: Thefashionpatrol.com

Mia, you’re twenty-two years old. You’ve got the rest of your life to wear matronly gowns that make you look like you’re wearing stilts. Why not live a little?

KATE UPTON // gown by Michael Kors

Photo: Celebrity-gossip.net

This gown (in silver) was my Fall 2012 red carpet prediction for Jennifer Hudson, and I stand by that prediction. I’m not loving it on Kate – the fit is kind of terrible and the makeup is even worse. It’s very obvious that she’s a red carpet newbie – she’s just not ready to play dress up with the big girls at an event as huge as the Met Gala.

DEBRA MESSING // gown by Kaufmanfranco

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

That is one mega-unflattering silhouette, Debra. It makes you look like you’re no breasts and all hips, when only half of that is true. The color comes across as kind of dingy, and the accessories she chose are all wrong. Why so dark and dreary, Ms. Messing? Your hair is as perfect as ever, so hit the red carpet with guns blazing next time and all will be forgiven.

SHAILENE WOODLEY // gown by Christopher Kane

Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty

This dress could work if it were cocktail length, but as a gown, it’s downright hideous. The wacky print, the too-tight fit, the leather accents – maybe in the right fit, on a different star, but she’s too young and adorable for this much weird, ugly fabric.

JESSICA CHASTAIN // gown by Louis Vuitton

Photo: Larry Busacca/Getty

I have so many questions, dear readers. What on earth is the beautiful Jessica Chastain DOING in that hideous, ill-fitting, wrinkly nightmare of a gown? What’s with that awful shade of lipstick? Where are her eyebrows? And why, why would she pick the Met Gala to debut the ugliest gown she’s ever worn? I am heartbroken, Jessica. Make immediate reparations in the form of something fucking fabulous.

HEIDI KLUM // gown by Escada, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

What a predictable move for Heidi: a vag-high dress, covered in lace, slit up to her ass. And I’d say I don’t like the styling, but I don’t think you can really call what’s happening here “styling.” Throwing fifteen necklaces and forty bracelets on a supermodel does not an ensemble make.

CLAIRE DANES // gown by J. Mendel, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty

The hair is beauty pageant to the max, the gown resembles a bathrobe, and the shoes and purse are simply hideous. Don’t let me down like this, Claire! You are destroying the mega girl crush I’ve had on you since I first saw My So-Called Life!

BROOKLYN DECKER // gown by Tory Burch

Photo: Getty

Honestly, Brooklyn’s so boring that I can’t see anything in this picture other than how killer January Jones looks in the background. She’s not even posing for this camera, and January is STILL stealing the scene away from the dull lady in her ordinary dress.

EVA MENDES // gown and purse by Prada

Photo: Barket-Hahn/Abaca

She got the trends right – orange, peplum, Prada – but she also looks like she’s wearing hideous upholstery from the 1980s. I consider that a problem, Eva. And we all expect a shitload better from the woman dating Ryan Motherfucking Gosling. You have to earn your right to stand by that delicious man’s side, by hitting the red carpet in something fabulous instead of whatever the hell this vintage Halloween costume is.

LENA DUNHAM // gown by Wes Gordon, shoes by Stella McCartney

Photo: Erik Pendzich/Rex

This is an assault to my eyes. I will not even dignify this outfit with a response, Lena. I will simply give you three words: HIRE A STYLIST.

Worst Dressed
// gown by Altuzarra

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

She’s wearing a cape. Not a fashionable cape, but a brewing-poisons-over-cauldrons, full-on creepy witch’s cape. And that lipstick is even more terrifying. Honestly, I can’t look at this photo any longer without guaranteeing myself several nightmares, so dear readers, I think we’re done here.

Just tuned in? You simply must get caught up on the rest of the Met Gala fashion – Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3!

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5 responses to 2012 Met Costume Institute Gala, Part 4

  1. Molly

    Camilla Belle wore the perfect dress, but her makeup ruined it for me.
    Nina Dobrev’s dress is fantastic from far away, but with the strap, weird back drape and too long train, I cant get on board. Its the CW curse…everything you wear looks cheap. Just look at Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

  2. Demi

    I love Nina’s dress Camilla’s as well. I never even knew Hailee Steinfeld was there but she looks really cute.

    • democracydiva – Author

      She must have skipped the livestreamed part of the red carpet and showed up late like Beyonce, because I had no clue she was there until I came across that adorable photo of her! ❤

  3. Agreed on Ivanka Trump.. and all the awful looks! One is certainly worse than the other, not to mention many are soooo boring.. ehem Rooney Mara ehem.. On the bright side: Ivanka’s dress amazing. I listed her and one of my favorites from the Gala as well. The fabric and color is just perfect! Camilla totally wowed me with that dress, I didn’t exactly love the lipstick, but everything else was perfect. Hailee.. she’s a doll! And she makes great choices and always looks so pretty and according to age.. not trying to look like grandma like some we’ve seen.. :p

  4. I can’t believe Lana Del Ray. Ever. It’s just weird. But I loooove Hailee. She’s perfect. And Camilla, wow!

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