Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
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Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
2017 SAG Awards, Part 3
I know, I know, I’m late.
2017 Golden Globes, Part 2
My laptop is sort of working again! Let’s celebrate by continuing to be judgmental bitches!
2016 Venice Film Festival, Part 2
Welcome back to Venice!
2016 Venice Film Festival, Part 1
It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
Cannes 2016: amfAR Gala
I swear, I’ll get this blog back to covering events that actually happened this month.









