2015 Cannes Film Festival: Photocalls and Street Style

Go stand near a body of water and put your hand on your hip. BOOM! You’re ready for the Cannes photocalls.

Met Gala 2015: The Best Dressed

We’ve finally made it! It took me two weeks (real life is hard, yo), but here we are: the end of your Met Gala fashion coverage.

Welcome to Fashion Prom!

Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.

Welcome, dear readers, to the Superbowl of self-congratulatory superstars!

There’s only one way to prep for the glam-overload that is the Oscars – by hitting the film festival circuit for a hefty dose of judgment.

Let’s finish up this shit-show once and for all.

I have internet again! Let the celebrations begin!

Let’s finish this shit, dear readers.

Shit, dear readers, we have a LOT of judging to get through. I hope you’ve stretched.

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