The Oscars have come and gone, but our judgment is forever.
Pour yourself another cup of coffee and let’s finish this red carpet..
Farewell, Cannes 2017! We hardly knew ye, and yet ye also lasted for like eight thousand years.
Welcome back to the Cannes party scene.
Get your memorial day realness on, bitches!
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Welcome to the hottest after-parties of the year! They’re like the Oscars, only drunker.