Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.
This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.
Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!
Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.
Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.
Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!
Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.
Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.
Come along, dear readers. We have fangirling and judging to do.
Welcome back to your not-quite-regularly-scheduled programming, dear readers! Let’s catch up on the last few weeks in fashion.