2015 MTV VMAs

Welcome to the VMAs! I might be too old to watch them, but no one’s ever too old to judge them. Also, I think it goes without saying that this post is mildly NSFW, because, you know, Miley.

Oh, and they’re mildly NSFW. Duh.

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Red Carpet Trendspotting: Monochromatic Realness

This week, bitches got shit DONE in black and white.

Let’s judge them.

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2015 Cannes amfAR Gala

Welcome to the amfAR Gala, or as it will now be known, Shameless Sideboob for a Good Cause!

Seriously, there is SO MUCH SIDEBOOB.

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2015 Academy Awards, Part 2

Let’s finish up this shit-show of an Academy Awards, dear.

It’s judgment day.

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2015 Grammy Awards, Part 1

Good LORD, do we have some judging to do.

Let’s start the Grammys bitchfest.

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2015 SAG Awards, Part 1

Welcome, dear readers, to the most self-congratulatory event on earth – the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards!

Let’s shit on their parade.

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2015 Golden Globe Awards, Part 2

Let’s continue one of the year’s most epic bitchfests, dear readers.

You ready?

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2015 People’s Choice Awards

Time to kick off the new year the best way we know how. Awards season has begun with the Unimportant People’s Choice Awards, and I’ve been honing my bitch skills sharply over this winter break.

Are you ready?