The Week in Celebrity Fashion

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LADY GAGA

Photo: Marianna Massey/Getty via Zimbio

I never find the face masks necessary, but the dress is deliciously wild.
NICOLE KIDMAN
in an Elie Saab dress and Jimmy Choo sandals

Photo: Evan Agostini/AP via People

I’m no Kidman fan, but she’s WORKING this hot little dress. It fits her beautifully, and the hair and makeup are flawless. She’s got some serious crazy eyes in this picture, though.
EMMA WATSON
in a Balmain dress and Christian Louboutin wedges

Photo: Bauer Griffin via Zimbio

I’m not really into the one-sleeve on this dress – with the shiny pattern, and the blue underlay, it’s a little disjointed. But she still looks great in it, and those wedges are too cute.
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
in a Dolce & Gabbana dress and Christian Louboutin shoes

Photo: ChinaFotoPress/Getty via New York Magazine

Another white lace dress with nude shoes. Pretty, but dull.
KAROLINA KURKOVA in Sophie Theallet

Photo: Venturelli/WireImage via In Style

It’s a little much – I think the color and the lipstick are really what’s killing it for me – but it’s an effort, at least.
KATE MIDDLETON
in a skirt and top by Whistles, Belle & Mimi shoes and an L.K. Bennett purse

Photo: Tom & Lorenzo

 Adorable, if a little matronly. Unless you’re at a country club, this look isn’t really appropriate.

LADY GAGA

Photo: Flynetpictures.com via Zimbio

BEST. SHOES. EVER.
NAOMI CAMPBELL
in a Dolce & Gabbana dress and Azzedine Alaïa shoes

Photo: Alan Chapman/Startraks via People

I do love a good green leopard print, even if green leopards don’t exist. The shoes, in their webby way, keep the animal vibe going. Obviously Naomi will not hesitate to pounce if provoked.
ZOE SALDANA
in Chloé

Photo: Norman Scott/Startraks via People

I think the color is a little washed-out, the purse is bridal and the belt just wasn’t the right choice, but I like the silhouette.
ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY
in Marios Schwab

Photo: Koki Nagahama/Getty via Zimbio

Cute, but snooze.
KAROLINA KURKOVA
in Isabel Marant shoes

Photo: Venturelli/WireImage via People

I am all kinds of in love with those shoes. The dress is good on her, but likely no one else.
KATE WINSLET
in Ralph Lauren

Photo: ChinaFotoPress/Getty via People

She hasn’t worn anything interesting in a long time. She looks beautiful here, but she’s worn this dress a thousand times.
REESE WITHERSPOON
in Hanii Y

Photo: Chris Jackson/Abaca via People

That color is PERFECT on her. Too cute. 
AMBER HEARD
in Vivienne Westwood

Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage via People

Honey, it’s only the ESPYs. That’s not even a real red carpet event. There’s no need to pull out your most sequined outfit.
ZOOEY DESCHANEL
in Kate Spade

Photo: Jason LaVeris/FilmMagic via People

I used to love Zooey Deschanel, but I think she’s gotten increasingly boring over the years. Case in point: this garden party/baby shower ensemble. It’s cute, but she acts like such a hip indie girl, which doesn’t exactly match this Barbie outfit.
LADY GAGA

Photo: PacificCoastNews.com via Zimbio

Gaga, that is NOT how sombreros work.
MALIN AKERMAN
in All Saints

Photo: Marion Curtis/Startraks via People

Could everyone stop wearing suede ankle booties in the middle of the summer? And this dress has about the saddest, droopiest draping I’ve ever seen.
KELLY OSBOURNE

Photo: Mike Marsland/WireImage via People

She used to think she was Marilyn Monroe; now she thinks she’s Madonna. Sadly, she’s more like a less interesting Courtney Love.
EVA LONGORIA
in an ASOS dress and Brian Atwood shoes

Photo: Michael Simon/Startraks via People

 I am really not a fan of this color orange, and those shoes are making my brain explode a little bit. When you spray tan as much as Eva Longoria does, wearing an all-orange ensemble has the same effect as wearing an all-nude ensemble. This is just silly.

CLEMENCE POESY in Chanel

Photo: Flynet via People

She looks completely confused, but f I were Fleur Delacour, I’d be confused too. “I only have one line in zee movie! Why am I zee only cast member who made it to zees red carpet? How can I get zees toilette paper off my skirt?”

HILARY SWANK in Tory Burch

Photo: Marco Provvisionato/Startraks via People

Oof, those might be the ugliest shoes I’ve ever seen.

KERRY WASHINGTON in a Jenny Packham dress and Gio Diev shoes

Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty via People

Definitely not my favorite look. The uber-tight skirt/puffy top combo leaves her looking strangely lumpy.
KYRA SEDGWICK
in Zac Posen

Photo: INF via People

Oh, Kyra, put those away. We do not need a peek into the depths of your cleavage, and certainly not when you’re wearing such a god-awful dress. What is happening with all this rouching and ruffling?
BROOKLYN DECKER in a Jay Ahr dress and Christian Louboutin shoes

Photo: Christopher Polk/Getty via People

Fun shoes, but that dress is more like a bath towel than an article of clothing.
ROSE BYRNE
in Nicholas Kirkwood shoes

Photo: Donato Sardella/WireImage via People

Oy, this is a rough color on her. It washes her out terribly, and the hair and makeup and black nail polish are just making matters worse.
CHRISTINA AGUILERA

Photo: Christian Rudnik/Startraks via People

I’ve seen Barbies with less synthetic hair than this.
LEANN RIMES

Photo: Tony DiMaio/Startraks via People

Really? Are we doing cut-outs for our lovehandles now? Is that REALLY going to be a trend? I refuse.
KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN
in Nieves Lavi

Photo: INF via People

I think if you google image “fugliest outfit ever,” this should be what comes up. This is just beyond help.

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One response to The Week in Celebrity Fashion

  1. molly

    Why is Kelly O on fashion police when she clearly has trouble dressing without a stylist? This is a look that would make the crowd go “ugghhh”.

    The only thing that would suprise me about lady gaga is if she came out wearing a t shirt and jeans…she lost the shock factor a long time ago and right now, simple would be daring for her.
    And lastly, Rosie H-W looks amazing in the Dolce. Even though everyone has worn it, it looks so fresh on her.

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