Cannes parties: like Cannes premieres, but drunker!
Posts filed in:Red Carpet
Ranting and raving over the best and worst in red carpet fashion.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Fabness, Part 1
Pack your couture and some sunscreen, darlings, and let’s go to Cannes.
Cannes 2017: Let the festival begin!
Welcome to the opening ceremonies of Cannes 2017, judgmental assholes!
Met Gala 2017: Best Dressed
Let’s finish up this goddamn thing already.
Met Gala 2017: Valiant Failures
A tribute to those who attempted the theme, took a leap of faith, and failed spectacularly.
Met Gala 2017: Underwhelming Models
Underwhelming models are a scourge on the red carpet, and nowhere are they more powerful than the Met Gala.
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Met Gala 2017: Well… Almost!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
Met Gala 2017: Rules & Regulations
Before we begin the judging, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty.









