March Fabness 2013, Round 1: Givenchy Bracket


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EMMA STONE vs. ROONEY MARA
Emma's top and pants by Calvin Klein; Rooney's top and pants by Balenciaga, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Emma’s top and pants by Calvin Klein; Rooney’s top and pants by Balenciaga, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Emma: Well, if it isn’t a marvelous day for ladypants! What do you say, Rooney? Should we start off this battle in fabulous trousers?

Rooney: Um, I guess so.

Emma's dress by Jason Wu, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Rooney's dress by Calvin Klein, shoes by Givenchy

Emma’s dress by Jason Wu, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Rooney’s dress by Calvin Klein, shoes by Givenchy

Emma: You GUESS so?

Rooney: No offense. I’m contractually obligated to be generally unenthused and take things way too seriously.

Emma's dress by Calvin Klein, shoes by Roger Vivier; Rooney's dress by Valentino, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Emma’s dress by Calvin Klein, shoes by Roger Vivier; Rooney’s dress by Valentino, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Emma: Well, that explains a lot, like the fact that I’ve never seen you smile.

Rooney: Oh, I’ve trained myself to lose feeling in the muscles that control smiling so that I’m physically incapable of doing it.

Emma's dress by Chanel, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Rooney's dress by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

Emma’s dress by Chanel, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Rooney’s dress by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Nicholas Kirkwood

Emma: Wow! That’s like, so method.

Rooney: I know. There’s no better accessory to a McQueen dress than a deadly glare, after all.

Emma's gown by Gucci, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Rooney's gown by Givenchy

Emma’s gown by Gucci, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Rooney’s gown by Givenchy

Emma: Well, you’ve got me convinced – even I’m giving some major serious face, because it compliments black lace so beautifully, don’t you think?

Rooney: Watch it, bitch. The ice-cold thousand-year stare is MINE.

JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. AMANDA SEYFRIED
Jessica's dress by Calvin Klein, shoes by Elie Saab; Amanda's coat by Burberry, purse by Alexander McQueen

Jessica’s dress by Calvin Klein, shoes by Elie Saab; Amanda’s coat by Burberry, purse by Alexander McQueen

Jessica: Hi, Amanda! I just love the cranberry piping on your fabulous trenchcoat.

Amanda: Thanks, Jessica! You’re so sweet. When you’re on a press tour and you go through London, a coat like this is basically a required wardrobe piece.

Jessica's dress by Preen, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amanda's dress by Marios Schwab, shoes by Rupert Sanderson

Jessica’s dress by Preen, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amanda’s dress by Marios Schwab, shoes by Rupert Sanderson

Jessica: Too true, but I always feel more at home in florals and pastels, don’t you?

Amanda: I prefer a little less of a garden party vibe, but you’re probably the only redhead in the world who can pull off all those different shades of pink.

Jessica's dress by Elie Saab, shoes by Charlotte Olympia; Amanda's gown by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Rupert Sanderson

Jessica’s dress by Elie Saab, shoes by Charlotte Olympia; Amanda’s gown by Alexander McQueen, shoes by Rupert Sanderson

Jessica: Yes, I pride myself on my refusal to adhere to rules about what colors gingers can wear.

Amanda: You are a brave soldier for your cause, Ms. Chastain.

Jessica's gown by Alexander McQueen; Amanda's gown and purse by Alexander McQueen

Jessica’s gown and Amanda’s gown and purse by Alexander McQueen

Jessica: It’s a difficult battle, much like March Fabness, but somebody’s got to fight it.

Amanda: Too true. Now let’s stop talking of battles before Russel Crowe overhears us and tries to start singing again.

Jessica's gown by Giorgio Armani, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Amanda's gown by Zac Posen

Jessica’s gown by Giorgio Armani; Amanda’s gown by Zac Posen

Jessica: Oh, God. He sounds like he’s singing through a mouthful of cotton balls. This is torture.

Amanda: Welcome to my world, honey.

SELENA GOMEZ vs. HELEN MIRREN
Selena's dress by Giambattista Valli, shoes by Rupert Sanderson; Helen's dress and coat by Escada, purse by Lana Marks, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Selena’s dress by Giambattista Valli, shoes by Rupert Sanderson; Helen’s dress and coat by Escada, purse by Lana Marks, shoes by Stuart Weitzman

Selena: I’m so sorry they matched me up against you, Helen. I’m practically fifty years your junior – that’s not a fair fight.

Helen: Who are you again and why are you speaking to me?

Selena's gown and Helen's dress and coat by Dolce & Gabbana; Selena's purse by Judith Leiber

Selena’s gown and Helen’s dress and coat by Dolce & Gabbana; Selena’s purse by Judith Leiber

Selena: Um, I’m Selena Gomez? I’m here for the March Fabness battle, and I was just saying, it’s not quite the fair fight.

Helen: Oh, yes, darling. Too true. You can’t possibly be expected to compete with me.

Selena's dress and Helen's dress, purse, and shoes by Dolce & Gabbana; Selena's shoes by Jimmy Choo

Selena’s dress and Helen’s dress, purse, and shoes by Dolce & Gabbana; Selena’s shoes by Jimmy Choo

Selena: Um, don’t you mean the other way around?

Helen: Honey, you’re wearing almost the exact same dress as a 67-year-old woman. Doesn’t that concern you?

Selena's suit by Atelier Versace, shoes by Casadei; Helen's gown by Badgley Mischka

Selena’s suit by Atelier Versace, shoes by Casadei; Helen’s gown by Badgley Mischka

Selena: No! I’m young and cute and I have fabulous ladypants!

Helen: I laugh in the face of your ladypants.

Selena's gown by Atelier Versace, purse by Judith Leiber; Helen's gown by Escada, purse by Tory Burch

Selena’s gown by Atelier Versace, purse by Judith Leiber; Helen’s gown by Escada, purse by Tory Burch

Selena: Whatever, old lady. I’m so going to win.

Helen: My necklace costs more than your life, little girl. Don’t start.

NAOMI WATTS vs. KELLY ROWLAND

Naomi's dress by Marchesa, purse by Louis Vuitton, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Kelly's dress by Fendi

Naomi’s dress by Marchesa, purse by Louis Vuitton, shoes by Christian Louboutin; Kelly’s dress by Fendi

Naomi: Hi, Kelly, darling! I’m such a huge fan. Will you introduce me to Beyonce?

Kelly: Seriously? Can anybody go more than ten seconds without asking me that fucking question?

Naomi's gown by Elie Saab; Kelly's dress by Alexander McQueen

Naomi’s gown by Elie Saab; Kelly’s dress by Alexander McQueen

Naomi: Oh, I’m sorry, I –

Kelly: How would you like it if people introduced themselves to you just to get an introduction to Nicole Kidman?

Naomi's gown by Alexander McQueen, purse by Jimmy Choo; Kelly's dress by Victoria Beckham, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Naomi’s gown by Alexander McQueen, purse by Jimmy Choo; Kelly’s dress by Victoria Beckham, shoes by Christian Louboutin

Naomi: Oh, that would never happen. Nobody’s actually gunning to meet Nicole, since she’s so terrifyingly frigid. They just want to talk to her people.

Kelly: And that doesn’t bother you?

Naomi's gown by Armani Prive, purse by Jimmy Choo; Kelly's dress by Naeem Khan, shoes by Gucci

Naomi’s gown by Armani Privé; Kelly’s dress by Naeem Khan, shoes by Gucci

Naomi: Honey, have you seen this gown? Do I look like I have a care in the world?

Kelly: No, but can I suggest some hair care?

Naomi's gown by Zac Posen; Kelly's gown by Georges Chakra

Naomi’s gown by Zac Posen; Kelly’s gown by Georges Chakra

Naomi: Touche, Kelly. But now, I’m going to kick your ass.

Kelly: Oh, I would love to see you try.


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