Believe it or not, the Golden Globes are not the only awards show in existence! The stars got a week off to exfoliate, and now they’re back on their bullshit – and more importantly, I’m back on mine.
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2018 Golden Globes, Part 2
Hey, the Globes were only like 45 news cycles ago. It’s not too late for fashion recaps!
2017 Emmy Awards, Part 1
Our long national nightmare is over* – THE DIVA RETURNS!
*JK, Trump is still president.
Cannes 2017: Film Premiere Realness, Part 3
Cannes premieres aren’t over until we’ve had our say.
Met Gala 2017: Basic Bitches
“Basic Bitches at the Met Gala” has become an annual tradition at Democracy Diva Headquarters. Here, that phrase knows no gender – only the brutal, existential torture of seeing extremely wealthy/extremely famous/extremely beautiful people completely waste life’s precious opportunities to be fabulous.
Met Gala 2017: Well… Almost!
This batch of Met Gala lewks is brought to you by the celebrities who tried, and almost succeeded!
Met Gala 2017: This is not the goddamn Oscars.
Our Met Gala coverage kicks off with the celebrities who did too much blow and thought they were at the Oscars!
2017 SAG Awards, Part 2
Welcome back, my dears!
2017 SAG Awards, Part 1
Welcome to the SAG Awards, divas! I swear, they’re more glamorous than the name implies.
2016 Emmy Awards, Part 3
Yes, I am aware that the Emmys were a month ago twenty-six infinitely fatiguing news cycles ago. But since everyone I know has felt like they’re having a low-grade panic attack for the past week straight, don’t we deserve a little bit of mindless frivolity?









